{"product_id":"laocoon-pen-holder","title":"Laocoön Pen Holder","description":"\u003cp\u003eA very serious sculpture, holding your pens. Yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Laocoön figure, arms raised, holding your pens where the serpents ought to be. It's a joke about a very serious sculpture and it lands better than it should — the desk object people lean in to look at twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMounted on its own plinth, so it stands square on a desk rather than needing propping. For a desk with a sense of humour and a bit of art history, or the gift for the friend who'd get the reference instantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet the joke →\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eColor\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eWhite\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eClear\u003c\/strong\u003e — all three shown. Clear is the odd one: printed in translucent filament, it catches light through the whole figure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat it holds\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo or three pens in the raised hands. This is a sculpture that holds pens rather than a pot that happens to look like one — don't expect it to take a full desk's worth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order in our Chicago workshop in the color you choose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDust with a soft brush — the musculature holds more than a flat surface. Keep out of direct sun.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blackforge Workshop","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":45989018992819,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":45989019025587,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear","offer_id":45989019058355,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/1742\/0979\/files\/23d705da-b052-4a93-8d2b-f6b989d1a4d7.jpg?v=1788991979","url":"https:\/\/blackforgeworkshop.com\/products\/laocoon-pen-holder","provider":"BLACKFORGE WORKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}