{"product_id":"zombie-duck","title":"Zombie Duck","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe little thing that makes people go: wait, what is that?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA rubber duck that has clearly had a bad week. Exposed brain, stitched belly, and the blank stare of something that used to float in a bath and now doesn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDaft, well modelled, and the sort of thing that ends up on a monitor rather than in a drawer. It's the small, strange gift that gets a laugh every time someone new spots it — for the horror fan, the office desk, or the friend with a dark sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdopt the duck →\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eColor\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eZombie Green\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003ePurple\u003c\/strong\u003e — both shown. Green is the classic; purple leans further into the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBefore you buy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a solid printed figure, not a bath toy. It doesn't float and it isn't watertight. Small enough to be a choking hazard — not for children under 3.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order in our Chicago workshop in the color you choose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWipe with a damp cloth. Keep out of direct sun.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blackforge Workshop","offers":[{"title":"Zombie Green","offer_id":45988958503091,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":45988958535859,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/1742\/0979\/files\/e3ee071b-03c2-4e12-bf13-4bdb7c31a423.png?v=1788991520","url":"https:\/\/blackforgeworkshop.com\/products\/zombie-duck","provider":"BLACKFORGE WORKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}