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Egg Planter
The most photographed thing in our planter range, and it isn't close.
A cracked egg with a face and two small arms, and a plant coming out of the top. It's daft and it works — this is the most photographed thing in our whole planter range and it isn't close.
The eyes are separate pieces fitted by hand after printing, which is why the expression looks right rather than moulded in. Put one on a desk and watch people smile at it. Put one in a gift bag and watch the same thing happen.
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Buy 5 or more, save 10%
Order 5 or more prints and 10% comes off automatically at checkout.
Mix and match across anything in the shop — five items in the cart
is all it takes.
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What you get
One planter in the size you choose. Photos show several sizes side by side so you can judge the scale — Small sits in a palm, Large is a proper desk object.Want a matched pair or a set of three at different sizes? Add them to the cart separately, and five or more items gets you 10% off automatically.
What it suits
Small succulents and trailing plants — something with a bit of foliage reads as hair, which is most of the joke.
Made to order
Printed to order in our Chicago workshop, as pictured, then assembled and checked by hand.
Before you buy
Small parts. Not suitable for children under 3. Hand wash, and keep out of direct heat.
Design Credit
Designed by
Cubee In-House, via Cubee Hive.
Printed and finished by Blackforge Workshop under commercial license.
Processing
Orders ship within 1–3 business days.
Delivery
5–12 business days worldwide. Tracked shipping on all orders.
Returns
30-day return policy. Item must be unused in original packaging.
Warranty
12-month limited warranty against manufacturing defects.
