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Laocoön Pen Holder
A very serious sculpture, holding your pens. Yes.
The Laocoön figure, arms raised, holding your pens where the serpents ought to be. It's a joke about a very serious sculpture and it lands better than it should — the desk object people lean in to look at twice.
Mounted on its own plinth, so it stands square on a desk rather than needing propping. For a desk with a sense of humour and a bit of art history, or the gift for the friend who'd get the reference instantly.
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Color
Black, White and Clear — all three shown. Clear is the odd one: printed in translucent filament, it catches light through the whole figure.What it holds
Two or three pens in the raised hands. This is a sculpture that holds pens rather than a pot that happens to look like one — don't expect it to take a full desk's worth.
Made to order
Printed to order in our Chicago workshop in the color you choose.
Care
Dust with a soft brush — the musculature holds more than a flat surface. Keep out of direct sun.
Design Credit
Designed by
Collecticraft, via Cubee Hive.
Printed and finished by Blackforge Workshop under commercial license.
Processing
Orders ship within 1–3 business days.
Delivery
5–12 business days worldwide. Tracked shipping on all orders.
Returns
30-day return policy. Item must be unused in original packaging.
Warranty
12-month limited warranty against manufacturing defects.
